If'n yer into that holiday, then have a HAPPY day!
If'n yer not, like me, then see ya tomorrow!
*Curmudgeoning ahead - you've been warned*
Tonight's not the night to drop by - all lights will be off, front door locked, blinds drawn, cats inside and NO CANDY!
I don't like kids and I feel zero obligation to be a candy machine. Most of the people with scads of kids around here live 'in the country' so they come to the residential neighborhoods to treat-grab. No thanks. I don't go door-to-door every October 4th looking for pet handouts.
What I really SHOULD do is post the page from the Megan's Law website that has the details about our four-houses-down-molester-neighbor so that everyone's aware where NOT to go on my street. Supposedly the molesters aren't allowed to dole out candy or talk to trick-or-treaters in California, but this particular molester/neighbor LIVES with kids and all their kid friends come in and out all the time, so who knows what tonight's going to be like.
Anywho - see y'all tomorrow - when the town's Bratleighs and Snotsons are crashed out from their sugar highs, lol.
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Yeah, same here. We turned off all the lights, made it as unwelcoming as possible and ate spaghetti, drank beer and watched zombie movies.
I was thinking of getting a sign that said "A child molester lives here", but it didn't seem necessary, we didn't have a single knock.
Perhaps parents are actually learning that sending your child door to door, begging for food is rude and down right dangerous.
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